Verse 1PAUSE(Drums)GI have this Dthing where I get oAlder but juBmst never wiserGMidnights beDcome my afterAnoons.BmGWhen my depDression works the grAaveyard shiftAll Bmof the peopleGI've ghoDsted stand there in the rAoomBmI shGould not be Dleft to my own deAvicesThey Bmcome with prices and GvicesI Dend up in crisisA(I've realized all Bmthis time)GI wake Dup screaming from dreaAmingOne day BmI'll watch as you're leaGvingCuz you Dgot tired of my scheAmingFor the Bmlast timeChorusIt's Gme,.Dhi, AI'm the problem, Bmit's meAt Gtea.Dtime, Aeverybody BmagreesGI'll stare Ddirectly at the sAun, but never Bmin the mirrorIGt must be exhaDusting, always Arooting for the Bmanti-hero.G.InterludeDABmVerse 2GSometimes DI feel like everybAody is Bma sexy babyGAnd I'm Da monster on the hAillBmGToo big Dto hang out, slowly lAurching towards yBmour favorite cityGPierced through Dthe heart, but never kAilled.BmGDid you heDar my covert narAcissism Bmlightly disguised as alGtruismLDike some kind of congAressman (I've realized all Bmthis time)GI wake uDp screaming from dreaAmingOne day BmI'll watch as you're leaGvingAnd life wDill lose all of its meaAningFor the Bmlast timeChorusIt's Gme,.Dhi, AI'm the problem, Bmit's meAt Gtea.Dtime, Aeverybody aBmgreesGI'll stare Ddirectly at the sAun, but never Bmin the mirrorIGt must be exhaDusting, always Arooting for the Bmanti-hero.G.InterludeDABmBridgeGI have thDis dream my daughter-iAn-law kills me Bmfor the moneyGShe thinks DI left them in the wAillBmGThe famiDly gathers around and reAads it and tBmhen someone screams outG"She's laughDing up at us from hAell!".BmChorusIt's Gme,.Dhi, AI'm the problem, Bmit's meIt's Gme,.Dhi,AI'm the Bmproblem, it's meIt's Gme,.Dhi,AeveBmrybody agreesEveryGbody agreeDsABmChorusIt's DmeDhiAI'm the problem, Bmit's me (I'm the problem, it's me)At tGeaDtime, Aeverybody aBmgrees (everybody agrees)GI'll stare Ddirectly at the sAun, but never Bmin the mirrorIGt must be exhaDusting, always Arooting for the Bmanti-hero.G.OutroDA.