Hitchin' the boat up
Backin' down the ramp
In my old truck
To catch a bunch of hogs
Yeah, I wrote the book
Yeah, I wrote the b
To throw a curve right
To catch a clean up
Lookin' on a third strike
While he's walkin' back
Yeah, I wrote the book
The lamp on the nightstand
One that says don't cuss and don't fight
Those get you into Heaven letters in red
Ain't gettin' read enough to
Keep me on a straight l
I'm a Jack of all trades
But man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't write
She had her life straight
She said she loved that I was good at everythin'
'Cause I never was too good at pickin' up
The one that says don't cuss and don't fight
Those get you into Heaven letters in red
Ain't gettin' read enough to
Keep me on a straight l
I'm a Jack of all trades
But man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't write
I didn't wr
The one that says don't cuss and don't fight
Those get you into Heaven letters in red
Ain't gettin' read enough to
Keep me on a straight l
I'm a Jack of all trades
But man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't wri
That's one book I didn't wr