IntroSorry, y'all, my mamaw called me, I'll, I'll be right back, hello?
D....Bm.....G....A.Verse 1It was always hDotter than the grease she uBmsed to fry that chicken
SmGelled like Marlboro Reds and all the bAutter from her biscuits
And that LiDncoln in the driveway, circa 1Bm982
Was on the shGiny side of rusty and on the paAler side of blue
'CGussin and complainin' weren't allAowed in Mamaw's hDouse
ChorusIf every ni
Gghtstand had a Bible, every fro
Dnt porch had a sw
Aing
If every ba
Gckyard had a garden, every fr
Dont door had a scr
Aeen
Well, m
Bmaybe this crazy wo
Arld would straighten u
Gp and slow on d
Down
GIf every to
Awn had a Mamaw's h
Douse
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Verse 2She'd a
Dsk if I was hungry e
Bmvery thirty seconds
And s
Gay things like "hellfire," "tarn
Aation," and "I reckon's"
It's wh
Dere I spent my summers and
Bmshe put me to work
Shellin' p
Geas and shuckin' corn unt
Ail my fingers hurt
No t
Gellin' who I'da been with
Aout Mamaw's ho
Duse
ChorusIf every ni
Gghtstand had a Bible, every fro
Dnt porch had a sw
Aing
If every ba
Gckyard had a garden, every fr
Dont door had a scr
Aeen
Well, m
Bmaybe this crazy wo
Arld would straighten u
Gp and slow on d
Down
GIf every to
Awn had a Mamaw's h
Douse
BridgeYeah, and i
Gf they did, when I punch the clock
Toni
Aght, I know right wh
Bmere I
A'd b
Ge
I'd walk in and get a big ol' hug
And a b
Aigger glass of tea
ChorusIf every ni
Gghtstand had a Bible, every fro
Dnt porch had a sw
Aing
If every ba
Gckyard had a garden, every fr
Dont door had a scr
Aeen
Well, m
Bmaybe this crazy wo
Arld would straighten u
Gp and slow on d
Down
GIf every to
Awn had a Mamaw's h
Douse
Yeah, m
Bmaybe this crazy wo
Arld would straighten u
Gp and slow on do
Dwn
GIf every t
Aown had a mamaw's ho
Duse
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