ChorusIf I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them better
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weather
It's comiGn' F#soon, I'd pull it together
You get it GtogF#ether, it's a matter of time
If I were yGouF#
InterludeGF#AGF#A.
GF#AGF#GF#A.
Verse 1Oh, tell me how it fF#eels, conspiracy cadet
Wound Aup like a cassetF#te, the tape about to shed
EIf chaos is a lF#adder, hell is heaven sent
AKeep pullin' at the tF#hread while cashin' in the cheque.E
Pre-ChorusF#No tellinA' what I'd do
G#With my hGands stuck on yF#ou
No tellinA' what I'd G#do
With my haGndsChorusIf I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them betterA
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weatherA
It's comiGn' F#soon, I'd pull it together.A
You get it GtogF#ether, it's a matter of tGime.F#
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them betterA
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weatherA
You'll getG whF#at's due, I'd square the veAndetta
You get it toGgetF#her, it's a matter oGf tF#imeA.
Verse 2Think you're pretty wF#ily, blowin' up the sun?
Confuse a loaded quF#estion with a smokin' gGunE.
You move like DunF#ning-Kruger, truth is overdoGneA.
A father like his sF#on, look after number oGne, yeEahPre-ChorusF#No tellinA' what I'd do
G#With my hGands stuck on yF#ou
No tellinA' what I'd G#do
With my haGndsChorusIf I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them bettGerA
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weaGtherA
It's comiGn' F#soon, I'd pull it togetGherA.
You get it GtogF#ether, it's a matter of tGime.F#
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them bettGerA
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weatGher.A.
You'll getG whF#at's due, I'd square the GvendetAta
You get it toGgetF#her, it's a matter oGf tF#imeA.
InterludeC#DF#mC#DAGC#D.
BridgeBbSome don't care aAbout the ones they hC#urtD.
ASome just wanna sGee the planet C#burn.DBbA.
They'll come for C#you
TDhey'll come for yAou, they'll come for yGou, they'll come for you
If I were F#myouInterludeF#AF#AF#A.
ChorusIf I wereG yoF#u, I'd treat them better
If I wereG yoF#u, I'd settle the weather
It's comiGn' F#soon, I'd pull it together
You get it GtogF#ether, it's a matter of time
OutroGF#AGF#AGF#A.
