Heartbreak Honeymoon

Capo 2nd Fret

Em 022000
B7 x21202
C x32010
Am x02210

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[Intro]
                 Em  
This song is for boy who played me

Here’s our breakup
B7 
I never got to say
                 C  
Here’s all the things you gave me

While we were dating
 Am             B7
Alphabetically arranged

[Verse]
Em                    
A is for all your half-assed apologies
B7
B is for breaking up at my birthday party
 C                                           Am         B7
Couldn’t I see that I would be catching you cheating on me?
Em
D is for drunk and dialing me to drive you home
B7  
E is for evidence I found on your phone so
C                                           Am  B7
**** you for making me feel like a ******* fool.....

[Chorus]
  C  
Goodbye to the guy I knew
 B7
Hello heartbreak honeymoon
 C 
I’m more interested in me
 Am                     B7    
Joke’s on you and your jealousy

[Instrumental]
Em   B7   C   Am  B7
.....................

[Verse]
                      Em
This song is for the boy who kissed me

I hope you’re listening
 B7
Learn your ABC’s
                    C       
Never thought I’d catch you cheating
         
Gave me 26 reasons
         Am            B7
You’re alphabetically deranged
Em
K is for karma for kissing him in front of me
B7
L is for lying saying “I love you I’d never leave”
 C                                                 Am        B7
You’re mistaken if you think you can manipulate me one more time
Em
N is naive to never notice your narcissism
B7  
O is I’m moving on to optimism
  C                                              Am    B7
Played me like a puppet but I’m pulling out my strings....

[Chorus]
 C              
Quit your crying you’re quite a fool
B7
I’m restarting with someone new
      C
The story of us ends very woefully
Am                B7
**** you and your xyz

[Instrumental]
Em   B7  C  Am  B7
....................

[Bridge]
 Em
Sicko psycho now that I know
 B7
Gonna get revenge
 C
Liar light your bed on fire
 Am           B7    
It’s in my defense
 Em                     
Heartbreak mistakes ******* insane
 B7
Bottled up my tears
 C                                 
Heart ache betrayed aren’t you afraid
Am              B7
My love is your fear

[Chorus]
   C 
I hope you’ve learned your ABC’s
   B7
Of all the things you did to me
  C  
Learned to love myself from your deceit
Am                B7        Em   
Happy endings to this sad story

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