IntroC7...VerseC7..I'm a lucky so and so
A fortunate stiff
You sC7aid you'd never knew me but I'm the one you want to be with
If I tumble from a tightrope or leap from a cliff
I wC7on't be dashed to pieces
I'm the boy named If
Pre-ChorusC7If I disappear and I slipper from your view
I just step upon a crack and I won't come back
Im
Dagine
Gme
And I'll im
Dagine y
Gou t
C7oo
VerseC7..In a hollow of the bed sheet
Or a picture in a frame
I'm v
C7ivid as a summer's day
Then never seen again
C7Who'll pay the taxman?
Who'll place the blame?
C7Who'll point into an empty room
And whisper my name?
RefrainC7If I disappear and I slipper from your view
You will step upon a crack and I won't come back
Im
Dagine
Gme
And I'll im
Dagine y
Gou
C7too
BridgeT
Dmake my h
Gand
We'll
Cgo to "Magic L
Fantern L
Emand"
T
Dmake my ha
Gnd
See the p
Amictures they've proj
Dmected
T
Dmake my h
Gand
We'll f
Cill our pockets u
Fp with s
Emand
D
Dmance in frantic p
Gasses
Till the gr
Amains all turn to gl
Dmasses.
C7...
Drums begin to navigate, the band strikes up a riff
C7No one will believe you but the boy named If
VerseC7Who'll pay your entrance fee?
Who'll leave a tip?
W
C7ho'll say, "Listen here, Sunshine
Don't you give me no lip"
C7Who broke your favourite heart?
Who stops and never starts?
C7Who kiss you stupid?
It must be something you did
W
C7ho'll keep you satisfied after a lover's tiff?
It must be some other guy not the boy named If
RefrainC7If I disappear and I slipper from your view
You will step upon a crack and I won't come back
Im
Dagine m
Ge
And I'll im
Dagine y
Gou t
C7oo
OutroT
Dmake my h
Gand
We'll
Cgo to "Magic L
Fantern L
Emand"
T
Dmake my ha
Gnd
See the p
Amictures they've proj
Dmected
T
Dmake my h
Gand
We'll f
Cill our pockets u
Fp with s
Emand
D
Dmance in frantic p
Gasses
Till the gr
Amains all turn to gl
Dmasses.
C7...