CMAT - California Chords

IntroBm......F#m...
Bm......F#m...Verse 1Bm..A new game scrapping my F#mlife
It was Bmyou out back with a butter kF#mnife
Who toDok my parts, buried 'em with the F#mdog
BmNot great, but what did I tF#mhink
That a bBmouncy castle CathF#molic could giDve to me
But a little wine and F#mGod?Pre-ChorusSo I'm wGorking on a wreckage
With nDothing there to salvage
Oh, I'Gm just taking photos
For mDy book about the damage and
SGome have called me cheap
But it's nDot that ******* deep
Like, what's left for Bmme but poetry
And gAetting really old?ChorusI'm heading to CGalifornia
Don't sDay I didn't warn you
I'm Emmilking what I can from this grief
I'm heading to CGalifornia
Don't sDay I didn't warn you
I'm wrEmiting for the peace you wouldn't leaveVerse 2BmA cold call to get me F#mout
Of your Bmbig boys' starving artist's hF#mouse
But you drDove me there and opened up the dF#moors
BmNow I trade in English, F#mdear
My nBmanny's nanny's nanny's fF#mears
Are liDving here along with all of yF#mours, oh, yeahPre-ChorusWhGinging like a woman is
HDedging on what's coming
'Cause evGerybody likes me
When mDy pain is in a sonnet
And yGou can call me cheap
But you dDid this **** to me
Made me bBmrilliant, you ****** me up
And I'm reAaping what you've sownChorusI'm heading to CGalifornia
Don't sDay I didn't warn you
I'm Emmilking what I can from this grief
I'm heading to CGalifornia
Don't sDay I didn't warn you
I'm wrEmiting for the peace you wouldn't leavePost-ChorusI'm heading to CGalifornia
Don't sDay I didn't warn you
I'm fiEmnishing the hat like we agreed
I'm heading to CaGlifornia
I wDonder, is it torture
HEmarvesting all this misery?OutroG..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (I'm writing up a book about us)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (They're gonna make a movie of it)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (They're gonna cast Jake Gyllenhaal)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (And I'm Kristen Schaal)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (They're gonna do it with a Coen brother)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoahh (Set it in Wicklow with your mother)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (Oh no, it won a Razzie)
G..California, Bmoh-F#mwoah (It's all for nothing, should've just tried being happy)
G....A....G....A.