IntroBm......F#m...
Bm......F#m...Verse 1Bm..A new game scrapping my F#mlife
It was Bmyou out back with a butter kF#mnife
Who toDok my parts, buried 'em with the F#mdog
BmNot great, but what did I tF#mhink
That a bBmouncy castle CathF#molic could giDve to me
But a little wine and F#mGod?
Pre-ChorusSo I'm w
Gorking on a wreckage
With n
Dothing there to salvage
Oh, I'
Gm just taking photos
For m
Dy book about the damage and
S
Gome have called me cheap
But it's n
Dot that ******* deep
Like, what's left for
Bmme but poetry
And g
Aetting really old?
ChorusI'm heading to C
Galifornia
Don't s
Day I didn't warn you
I'm
Emmilking what I can from this grief
I'm heading to C
Galifornia
Don't s
Day I didn't warn you
I'm wr
Emiting for the peace you wouldn't leave
Verse 2BmA cold call to get me
F#mout
Of your
Bmbig boys' starving artist's h
F#mouse
But you dr
Dove me there and opened up the d
F#moors
BmNow I trade in English,
F#mdear
My n
Bmanny's nanny's nanny's f
F#mears
Are li
Dving here along with all of y
F#mours, oh, yeah
Pre-ChorusWh
Ginging like a woman is
H
Dedging on what's coming
'Cause ev
Gerybody likes me
When m
Dy pain is in a sonnet
And y
Gou can call me cheap
But you d
Did this **** to me
Made me b
Bmrilliant, you ****** me up
And I'm re
Aaping what you've sown
ChorusI'm heading to C
Galifornia
Don't s
Day I didn't warn you
I'm
Emmilking what I can from this grief
I'm heading to C
Galifornia
Don't s
Day I didn't warn you
I'm wr
Emiting for the peace you wouldn't leave
Post-ChorusI'm heading to C
Galifornia
Don't s
Day I didn't warn you
I'm fi
Emnishing the hat like we agreed
I'm heading to Ca
Glifornia
I w
Donder, is it torture
H
Emarvesting all this misery?
OutroG..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (I'm writing up a book about us)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (They're gonna make a movie of it)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (They're gonna cast Jake Gyllenhaal)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (And I'm Kristen Schaal)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (They're gonna do it with a Coen brother)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoahh (Set it in Wicklow with your mother)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (Oh no, it won a Razzie)
G..California,
Bmoh-
F#mwoah (It's all for nothing, should've just tried being happy)
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