Verse 1ThDm7ere's these two guys, bAmoth are so nice
EmWe get on, oh, so wAmell (Let me tell you)
Dm7One's got the game, oAmne's got the change
TEhink I might need some hAmelp (Need some help)
I'm jDm7ust gonna say
Would Amit be okay if EmI could just speak my Ammind? (My mind)
Well, Dm7let me put it this way
WAmhen I fill up my plate, I lEike a something on the sAmide (Haha)ChorusDm7Two, four, Amsix, eight
TEmell you what I rAmeally hate
I Dm7got you, but I wAmant your mate
EOh, why can't I have Amtwo?
FDm7our, three, Amtwo, one
TrEmouble's always drAmess?d like fun
A Dm7girl needs to Amget some
So wEhy can't I hav? Amtwo?
If I was a Dm7guy, I'd do what I lAmike
So why should gEmirls have less, are you dAmumb?
So give me Dm7two, four, Amsix, eight
WEhy should I settle for oAmne?
Verse 2They say it
Dm7isn't allowed because t
Amhree is a crowd
But what if
EmI took all my clothes off, started d
Amoin' it now?
Would you say, "
Dm7Man don't like to s
Amhare, unah"
Have you n
Eever heard of somethin' called "mé
Amnage à trois"?
Well, I
Dm7have, and it goes like t
Amhis
Just some red, red w
Emine and a three-way k
Amiss
I'm just k
Dm7iddin', man, l'm only t
Amakin' the ****
I'm not i
Ento that
What do you th
Amink this is?
ChorusDm7Two, four,
Amsix, eight
T
Emell you what I r
Ameally hate
I
Dm7got you, but I w
Amant your mate
EOh, why can't I have
Amtwo?
F
Dm7our, three,
Amtwo, one
Tr
Emouble's always dr
Amess?d like fun
A
Dm7girl needs to
Amget some
So w
Ehy can't I hav?
Amtwo?
If I was a
Dm7guy, I'd do what I l
Amike
So why should g
Emirls have less, are you d
Amumb?
So give me
Dm7two, four,
Amsix, eight
W
Ehy should I settle for o
Amne?
BridgeWhy should
Dm7boys have all the
Amfun?
Not a *
Em***, just a w
Amoman
And if
Dm7you can, I can
Amtoo
And that's wh
Eat we're gonna do
ChorusDm7Two, four,
Amsix, eight
T
Emell you what I r
Ameally hate
I
Dm7got you, but I w
Amant your mate
EOh, why can't I have
Amtwo?
F
Dm7our, three,
Amtwo, one
Tr
Emouble's always dr
Amess?d like fun
A
Dm7girl needs to
Amget some
So w
Ehy can't I hav?
Amtwo?
Post-Chorus('Cause I want you and I want you)
Dm7Two, four,
Amsix, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?)
T
Emell you what I r
Ameally hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too)
I
Dm7got you, but I w
Amant your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?)
Oh, wh
Ey can't I have
Amtwo?
('Cause I want you and I want you)
F
Dm7our, three,
Amtwo, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?)
Tr
Emouble's always dr
Amessed like fun
A
Dm7girl needs to g
Amet some
So w
Ehy should I settle for o
Amne?