AJR – Maybe Man Chords

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Verse 1E..Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't fG#eel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big C#mdeal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smAile
Don't want to be stoAmne,?I?changed?my mEindVerse 2I wish?I had eyes?in the back of my hG#ead
Then I could see the places I've bC#meen
But then I would know that you're talkin' *A***
I don't want to Amknow what my friends thEink

Verse 3Wish I were my dog out on the lG#awn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come hC#mome
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live loAng
I'm sure gonna miAmss her when she's gEoneVerse 4I wish I could act in a show on TG#V
'Cause then I could practice not bein' C#mme
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reAel
But you won't beliAmeve me when I cry for rEeal Verse 5I wish that my brain would triple in siG#ze
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fC#might
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mAind
I don't wanna kAmnow the point of liEfeVerse 6In some other life I would be rG#ich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bC#mill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything sAmall
Nobody'd feel Ambad for me at aEllVerse 7If I was ******* or a bottle of JG#ack
I'd get invited to every fC#mrat
But when you get old and your good days have pasAsed
You'll only want Amme when you're sEadVerse 8Wish I was a song, your favorite oG#ne
You'd follow the dance to me at your C#mprom
I would be there when your baby is bAorn
For two or three mAminutes, then I'm goEneVerse 9I wish I was big, as big as my hoG#use
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crC#mowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's cAouch
God, I could rAmeally use him nEowVerse 10I wish I was God, I'd never trip G#up
And if I did, well, so ******' wC#mhat?
I could be cruel and break all your stAuff
Yeah, I'd be lAmoved no matter wEhatVerse 11But if I was God, it'd get kinda weG#ird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna C#mhear
And then you would die, you'd love me to dAeath
I never kAmnow who the hell I amPre-ChorusE..I wish I was me, whoever that G#is
I could just be and not give a C#m****
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fAan
'Cause I don't Amknow who the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am�E�)ChorusOne, two, pandemoniumE!..G#....C#m...
AOne, two, pandemoniumE!..G#..
Here I go agC#main
AOne, two, pandemoniumE!..G#..
Here I go agC#main
AOne, two, pandemoniumE!..G#....C#m...
AOne, two—
Here I go agaEin