[intro] C Em Am Fmaj7 Fm ...........................
[verse 1] C Em I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater Am You said it looked better on me than it did you Fmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Fm But I watch your eyes as she
[pre-chorus] C Walks by Em What a sight for sore eyes, Am brighter than the blue sky Fmaj7 Fm pause She's got you mesmerized while I die
[chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm (Wish I were Heather)
[verse 2] C Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Em Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Am But how could I hate her, she's such an angel Fmaj7 Fm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
[pre-chorus] C Em Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes Am Brighter than the blue sky Fmaj7 Fm She's got you mesmerized while I die
[chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm (I Wish I were Heather)
[bridge] C Em (Oh)...............
Wish I were Heather Am Fmaj7 (Oh, oh).............. Fm Wish I were Heather
[chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm (I Wish I were Heather)