Intro(**** it)
D....Bm.....A....G....Bm.....C#m......G.Verse 1BmI have a boyfriend and Ahe's kinda nice
But when Ghe tries to touch me, I itch like I got lice
In Bmmy nervous system or soAmething like that
My bGody goes numb, just preparing for contact
BmUnsatisfied but nAever old fashioned
Don't Gget why his tongue tastes like battery acid
The Bmentire time while I'mA on his face, I
GWonder if I even like him in the first place
Pre-ChorusIt's
Bmme, it's y
Aou
It's always been
C#m me, but it's y
Gou
U
Bmnintelligible terrible att
Araction to him, but
G That **** scatters when it's her
Chorus'Cause
BmI know the spit tastes b
Aetter
When i
Gt's her swallowing mine
And
Bmyou know I'm on my way to g
Aet her
'Cause you th
Greaten me the whole time
And cry and say that
Bmyou'll kick the bucket
Just b
Aefore the night's through
You're n
Got dying for me 'cause I never liked you
And wh
Bmen this is done, and I'm d
Aead in a gutter
I'll wish I
G had the same ******' eyes as my mother
InterludeBm.....
A....
G.
Verse 2BmI have a boyfriend and I
A'm in denial
'Cause when
Ghe tries to kiss me inside, I recoil
And I've t
Bmried to appease him, so d
Aon't be surprised
There's
Gno talking sense to a jamjar of fruit flies
If I
Bm'm terrified, I'm sc
Aared to admit it
Got b
Geer in my eyes and no phone 'cause he hid it
The e
Bmntire time that I'm l
Aocked in his room, I kn
Gow it's goodbye
Pre-Chorus'Cause it's
Bm me (It's me), and y
Aou (And you)
It's m
C#me, it'll always be y
Gou
Not a fr
Bmaction of compassion, just d
Aistraction to him
GVanish out the window for myself
Chorus'Cause
BmI know the spit tastes b
Aetter
When i
Gt's her swallowing mine (Mine)
And y
Bmou know I'm on my way to g
C#met her
'Cause you th
Greaten me the whole time (Time)
And cry and say that y
Bmou'll kick the bucket
Just
Gbefore the night's through
You're
Gnot dying for me 'cause I never liked you
And w
Bmhen this is done, and I'm d
Aead in a gutter
I'll wish
GI had the same ******' eyes as my moth
Bmer...
C#m......
G....
Bm.....
C#m......
G.
BridgeListen, it's not m
Bme, it's y
Aou
How could it be
Gme when it's always been you?
So it's m
Bme, and h
Aer, and h
Ger
No, it's not
Bmme, it's
Ayou
How could it be
Gme when it's always been you?
So it's m
Bme, and h
Aer, and h
Ger
Chorus'Cause
Bm I know the spit tastes
Abetter
When i
Gt's her swallowing mine
And y
Bmou know I'm on my way to
Aget her
Go on, th
Greaten me, I'm just fine
By the way, if
Bmyou kick the bucket
Just b
Aefore the night's through
You're alr
Geady dead to me, go ******* nuts, dude
So n
Bmow this is done, and I've pu
Alled up the shutters
I think
GI have the same ******' mind as my mother
OutroBm You're awake now
A, you'll recover
G You're safe now, God, love her
Bm You're awake now
A, you'll recover
G You're safe now, God, love her
BmI have a girlfriend, and s
Ahe's really nic
Ge