Tom Cardy - No Worries If Not! Chords

IntroEmAmIEm'm a freelance creative
EmBmYou don't own me!
EmI make the rulesAmEm
(Please, respect my boundaries!)
I'm a freelancer, *****
EmAnd I'm writing my client Bman emailVerse 1EmDear client, suck-a my balls
CHere's my rate, no room to deliberate
AmI know my worth, here's my fee
Daddy don't work for freeChorusEmAnd guess what? (Plus GST)
But that money ain't comin' from meAm or my fee
I finish this paragraph thus, ps
No worries if notVerse 2EmDear ****face, **** your own face!
EmThat's not a turn of phrase, go **** your own face
You get two rounds of feedback (Two round)
And that's a fact (Fact)
Any more, you can suck-a my sackChorusEmFirst round of feedback, that's fine (No sack)
Second round of feedback, that's fine (No sack)
Third round, suck-a my sack, yeah
Taste my scrot, ps ************
No worries if notBridgeOEmhh
I'm taking an online confidence masterclass
PEmlease eat my butthole and cAmall me kEming
(No worries if not, though)
PEmlease, don't email me past fF#mourEmPM
(No worries if not, though)
PEmay me money and don't Ammake me Emcry
(No worries if not, though)
F#Emcall's not necessary, emAmail's fEmine
(No worries if not, though)OutroHEmope to hear from you soonAmEm
No worries if notEmAmEm
Ha-ha! Regards, big dawgEmAmEm
Save draft, delete drEmaft, new Amemail.Em
Dear client, due to mental heEmalth reaAmsons.Em
I cannot continue working on this project