Verse 1GBathroom stalls for the powder nose (she loves)
DHigh heel shoes with the open toes (she loves)
EmShe's got a good time wrapped in gold (she loves)
CFor you, for you
GAll red dress with the devil eyes (she loves)
DSo obsessed with the camera lights (she loves)
EmYou love her, but you can't deny (she loves)
CThe truth, the truthPre-ChorusGShe loves everybody
DCan't you tell by the signs?
EmShe loves everybody
CShe gets off all the time
GIt's a dark philosophy
DAnd it haunts her constantly
EmIt's a false alarm to me
CShe's a false alarmChorusGFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
DFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
CFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
GFalse alarm (hey, heDy, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, heCy, hey, hey, hey)Verse 2GSix inch long, 'bout three inch wide (she loves)
DDolla, dolla bill is her only type (she loves)
EmYou love her but you'll never be (she loves)
CThe one, the one
GDiamonds and the rings are her fantasy (she loves)
DShe chase hearts with the Hennessy (she loves)
EmYou love her, but you'll never be (she loves)
CEnough, enoughPre-ChorusGShe loves everybody
DCan't you tell by the signs?
EmShe loves everybody
CShe gets off all the time
GIt's a dark philosophy
DAnd it haunts her constantly
EmShe's a false alarm to me
CShe's a false alarmChorusGFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
DFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
CFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
GFalse alarm (hey, heDy, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, heCy, hey, hey, hey)BridgeGShe always leaves the man she loves
DBut the diamonds are forever
EmShe always seems to be alone
CBut the diamonds make it betterChorusGFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
DFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
CFalse alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)
GFalse alarm (hey, heDy, hey, hey)
EmFalse alarm (hey, heCy, hey, hey, hey)
