IntroFYOLO, Bb5you only live once,Dm the battlecry of a generation
F'cause life is a prBb5ecious gift,
so Dmdon't get too crazy it's not worth the riskChorusFYou know that we are still youngBb5, so don't be dumbDm
Don't trust anyone,Bb5 'cause you'll only live once.
Verse IF Uh, you only l
Bb5ive once that's the motto,
Dm so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.
Never
Fgo to loud clubs 'cause it's
Bb5bad for your ears,
your fr
Dmiends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
And stay the h
Fell away from drvgs 'cause they
Bb5not legal,
then bury
Dmall your money in the backyard like a beagle.
'cause you should
Fnever trust a bank they've been
Bb5known to fail,
and never t
Dmravel by car or bus, water, by rail.
And don't tr
Favel by plane and don't
Bb5travel at all,
build a
Dmbomb shelter basement with titanium wall.
And wear tit
Fanium suits in case pi
Bb5anos fall on 'ya,
and
Dmnever go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.
And n
Fever take the stairs 'cause
Bb5they're often unsafe,
you
Dmonly live once, don't let it go to waste.
ChorusFYou know that we are still young
Bb5, so hold on from the fu
Dmn
Cook your meat 'till it's done
Bb5, 'cause you'll only live once.
Verse IIF Yeah, and here’s a
Bb5nother piece of advice:
DmStay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
FThere’s no such thing as too
Bb5much Purell.
This a
Dmcautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
So don’t
F1980 force any pl
Bb5ugs into sockets.
DmAlways wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
Then h
Fire a taster make him c
Bb5heck your food for poison.
And
Dmif you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
No bl
Fankets or pajamas they can
Bb5choke you in your sleep.
Two
Dmwords about furniture: killing machines.
Board your
Fwindows up the sun is
Bb5bad for your health.
And always
Dmwear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself.
Verse IIIUh huh,
FTake no chances (no chances)
Bb5Stop freelancin’ (right now)
DmInvest in your future, don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
F401K, m
Bb5ake sure it’s low risk
DmThen get some real estate (how much?) 4.2%
FThirty year mortgage,
Bb5that’s important, that’s a great deal
DmAnd if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
FRenting is for suckers right n
Bb5ow. A dependable savings,
DmAnd you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast!
FYOLO, say
Bb5no no.
DmIsolate yourself and just roll
Fsolo, be care-
Bb5folo
DmYou oughta look out also stands for YOLO.
ChorusFYou know that we are still young
Bb5. Burn the prints off your thumb
Dms
Then pull out all your
Bb5teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.
FOnly on this earth for a short time, time
So
Bb5don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die,
Dmdie.
Just take our advice and hide
Bb5 and scream YOLO to the sky..
F.
You oughta look out.