VerseGShe walks D/F#down the stEmairs, feeling hersDelf, looking like sChe just won a cBmourt case.CD.
GHe's got a fD/F#unny way of uEmsing the saDme 4 chords for eCvery sBmong he makesCD.
He's caGlled D/F#Bill and he pEmlays with woDrds, like a skCill, yeah he's pBmretty greatCD.
He saGid he 'ofD/F#ficial' friend dEmied cos of a 'offDiciate'.CBmCD.
Yeah shGe's called HD/F#annah and she pEmlays the JoaDnna
Grade C8 but she's Bmgot no soCulD.
JoGhn's obD/F#sessed with fat Emass and he's 1D0 years old.CBmCD.
Oh, DGad's an 'Otis RD/F#eading at a wEmedding' type gDuy with the bCest voice you've eBmver heard.CD.
He said 'giGve me a D/F#date I can wEmork on, my heDart hearts'.CBm
ChorusI get hCome on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmI'll drive uCp on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmCD.
BridgeI bGumped into JD/F#ulie in the EmCo-Op, she aDsked how the faCmily's bBmeenCD.
I said 'AlGex is a sD/F#culptor and OlEmivia's been a vDegan since C10'.BmCD.
VGin wears drD/F#esses whilst DEmebbie coalDesces in a fleCece that dBmoesn't work.CD.
And I'll be giGving my cD/F#hair to my Emmum cos her bDack hurtsCBm
ChorusI get hCome on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmI'll drive uCp on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmCD.
VerseNow mGum’s not a D/F#fan of that lEmine about her baDck
She said it maCkes her sound frBmumpy and oCld.D
I said 'WGOMAN! D/F#YOU ARE Em64DYEARS OLD!'.CBmCD.
OutroNow sGtop the perD/F#cussion I wanna hEmave a discuDssion
And it's ChrCistmas so tBmhis is gonna be a niCghtmare.D
I just caGme for the sD/F#tuffing, not to aEmrgue about nDothing
MCark my wBmords
I'll be hCome on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmI'll drive uCp on the 2D3rd
GD/F#EmDCBmCD.
GD/F#EmDCBmCD.
GD/F#EmDCBmCDG.
