VerseG..She walks D/F#down the stEmairs, feeling hersDelf, looking like sChe just won a cBmourt case.C....D.
G..He's got a fD/F#unny way of uEmsing the saDme 4 chords for eCvery sBmong he makesC...D.
He's caGlled D/F#Bill and he pEmlays with woDrds, like a skCill, yeah he's pBmretty greatC....D.
He saGid he 'ofD/F#ficial' friend dEmied cos of a 'offDiciate'.C....Bm.....C....D.
Yeah shGe's called HD/F#annah and she pEmlays the JoaDnna
Grade C8 but she's Bmgot no soCul..D.
JoGhn's obD/F#sessed with fat Emass and he's 1D0 years old.C....Bm.....C....D.
Oh, DGad's an 'Otis RD/F#eading at a wEmedding' type gDuy with the bCest voice you've eBmver heard.C....D.
He said 'giGve me a D/F#date I can wEmork on, my heDart hearts'.C....Bm..ChorusI get hCome on the 2D3rd
G...D/F#......Em....D...C...Bm....I'll drive uCp on the 2D3rd
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BridgeI b
Gumped into J
D/F#ulie in the
EmCo-Op, she a
Dsked how the fa
Cmily's b
Bmeen..
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I said 'Al
Gex is a s
D/F#culptor and Ol
Emivia's been a v
Degan since
C10'.
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V
Gin wears dr
D/F#esses whilst D
Emebbie coal
Desces in a fle
Cece that d
Bmoesn't work.
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D.
And I'll be gi
Gving my c
D/F#hair to my
Emmum cos her b
Dack hurts
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Bm..
ChorusI get h
Come on the 2
D3rd
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Bm....I'll drive u
Cp on the 2
D3rd
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VerseNow m
Gum’s not a
D/F#fan of that l
Emine about her ba
Dck
She said it ma
Ckes her sound fr
Bmumpy and o
Cld.
D...
I said 'W
GOMAN!
D/F#YOU ARE
Em64..
D..YEARS OLD!'.
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OutroNow s
Gtop the per
D/F#cussion I wanna h
Emave a discu
Dssion
And it's Chr
Cistmas so t
Bmhis is gonna be a ni
Cghtmare.
D...
I just ca
Gme for the s
D/F#tuffing, not to a
Emrgue about n
Dothing
M
Cark my w
Bmords
I'll be h
Come on the 2
D3rd
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D...
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Bm....I'll drive u
Cp on the 2
D3rd
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