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Is it jGust not sA7omething you're uDsed to
I spGend so much time tD/F#rying to chFange, but tEmhat was a wCm7aste
'Cause GI know what I wA7ill and I won't Ddo
Pre-ChorusI wanna s
Gay what I m
B7ean, and m
Emean what I
Dm7do
With
Cout being me
Gan and st
A7ill staying t
Drue
Chorus'Cause you k
Gnow I don't litter, I'm a r
D/F#eally good tipper
And I w
Fon't be late, if you
Emask me out to dinner
I'm just do
Cm7ing my best to be so
Gmeone with integrity
A7..Somebody g
Dood
Someo
Gne that you can trust in, who f
D/F#ollows instructions
Who h
Folds the elevator, if they
Emsee somebody running
I don't n
Cm7eed to win the lottery, i
Gsn't it enough to be
A7..Somebody go
Dod
VerseThis wo
Grld is crazy
D/F#most of the t
Fime, but
Emhey so am
Cm7 I
I'm just tr
Gying
A7 my best to get thr
Dough
GI don't wanna d
D/F#ampen your d
Fay, rain
Emon your par
Cm7ade
H
Galf of the time I don't k
A7now what I'm doing, 'cause I
D'm only human
Pre-ChorusTryna sa
Gy what I m
B7ean, and m
Emean what I
Dm7do
With
Cout being me
Gan and st
A7ill staying t
Drue
ChorusBy now you k
Gnow I don't litter, I'm a r
D/F#eally good tipper
And I w
Fon't be late, if you
Emask me out to dinner
I'm just do
Cm7ing my best to be so
Gmeone with integrity
A7..Somebody g
Dood
Someo
Gne that you can trust in, who f
D/F#ollows instructions
Who h
Folds the elevator, if they
Emsee somebody running
I don't n
Cm7eed to win the lottery, i
Gsn't it enough to be
A7..Somebody go
Dod
OutroWho doesn't cut the l
Gine,
D/F#..somebody go
Fod
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-
Emooh)
Pours you the last g
Cm7lass of wine,.
G...somebody g
A7ood..
D.
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Who holds the door o
Gpen,
D/F#.....like they sh
Fould..
Em..
(Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
Who loves you when you're b
Cm7roken.
G..
M
A7mm,..
D..somebody good