IntroD...Verse 1If I hadn't been drDunk.Bm....
I wouldn't hAave had that extra drGink
I wouldn't have aDsked the bartender if a twBmenty
Was enought to lAet me get up and siGng
If I hadn't been drDunk.Bm..
I wouldn't have drAopped my keys in the sGnow
MisplDaced my purse and my pBmhone
And had to aAsk if you could walk me hGome
Pre-ChorusSo h
Bmere's to them, the g
Ain, the Beam, the Ja
Gmeson and Bl
Due Moons
'Cause
Bm I hadn't h
Aung with them I m
Gight've never kissed you.
D..
ChorusIf I hadn't been dr
Gunk
I wouldn't have st
Dumbled in on a Fr
Giday and found the on
De
Wouldn't have said, "What's u
Gp?"
Down at the d
Downtown bar and l
G?t you go steal my he
Dart
Ain't it f
Bmunny how our house, two d
Aogs on a couch all st
Gart?d with a midnight b
F#muzz?
No, I n
Emever would've known what it m
F#meant to fall in lo
Gve
If I hadn't been dr
Dunk
InterludeD....
Bm.....
A....
G.
Verse 2If I hadn't been dr
Dunk.
Bm..
I wouldn't have wo
Ake up wearing your sh
Girt
Now I'm still ro
Dcking it six years l
Bmater
****, we lasted w
Aay past the hangov
Ger
I don't kn
Dow if it was written in the s
Bmtars
Or maybe it was C
Aupid gettin' stupid, shootin' da
Grts
Or some tequ
Dila god conn
Bmecting the dots from
Ame to you to us.
D..
ChorusIf I hadn't been dr
Gunk
I wouldn't have st
Dumbled in on a Fr
Giday and found the on
De
Wouldn't have said, "What's u
Gp?"
Down at the d
Downtown bar and l
G?t you go steal my he
Dart
Ain't it f
Bmunny how our house, two d
Aogs on a couch all st
Gart?d with a midnight b
F#muzz?
No, I n
Emever would've known what it m
F#meant to fall in lo
Gve
If I hadn't been dr
Dunk
(If I h
Bmadn't been drunk, If I h
Aadn't been drunk, If I ha
Gdn't been—)
Pre-ChorusSo
Bmhere's to them, the g
Ain, the Beam, the B
Guds and Bloody M
F#marys (Amen)
'Cause
Bmif I hadn't h
Aung with them, we wo
Guldn't be getting married
DHey
ChorusIf I hadn't been dr
Gunk
I wouldn't have stu
Dmbled in on a Fr
Giday and found the o
Dne
Wouldn't have said, "What's u
Gp?" ("What's up?")
Down at the do
Dwntown bar and l
Get you go steal my h
Deart
Ain't it fu
Bmnny how our house, two d
Aogs on a couch all sta
Grted with a midnight b
F#muzz? (With a midnight buzz)
No, I n
Emever would've known what it
F#mmeant to fall in l
Gove (Fall in love)
If I hadn't been dr
Dunk
(If I h
Bmadn't been drunk, If I h
Aadn't been drunk, If I h
Gadn't been—)
If I hadn't been dru
Dnk
(If I h
Bmadn't been drunk, If I ha
Adn't been drunk, If I ha
Gdn't been—)
Oh, yeah, hey
If I hadn't been dr
Dunk.
Bm.....
A....
G.
If I hadn't been dr
Dunk.
Bm.....
A....
G.
OutroIf I hadn't been dru
Dnk