IntroGD/F#EmCG/BAmGD.
Verse 1GI know I have good judgment, EmI know I have good taste
It's Amfunny and it's ironic that only I feel that way
I Cpromise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes
But Djust don't
GI heard that you're an actor, so Emact like a stand-up guy
WhatAmever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight
I Ctell them it's just your culture, and G/Beveryone rolls their eyes
Yeah, DI know
All I'm asking, babyChorusGPlease, please, please
Don't prove I'm Emright
And Cplease, G/Bpleas?, Amplease
Don't Gbring me to Dtears when I just did my makeup so nice
GHeartbreak is one thing, my Gego's another
I Embeg you, don't embarrass me, ************
CAh-G/BoohAm
GPlease, please, Dplease (Ah-ah-ah)Verse 2Well, BbI have a fun idea, babe (Uh-huh), Gmmaybe just stay inside
I Cmknow you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (It's so nice, right?)
EbAnd we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me
I'm just Fkidding, but, really (Kinda), really, reallyChorusGPlease, please, please (Please don't prove I'm right)
Don't prove I'm Emright
And Cplease, G/Bpleas?, Amplease
Don't Gbring me to Dtears when I just did my makeup so nice
GHeartbreak is one thing (Heartbreak is one thing), my Gego's another (Ego's another)
I Embeg you, don't embarrass me, ************
CAh-G/BoohAm
GPlease, please, Dplease (Ah-ah-ah)OutroC If you wanna Dgo and be stupid
Don'tG do it in front B7of me
C If you don't wanna Dcry to my music
Don'tG make me hate you B7prolifically.C.
Please, please, Dplease (Please)
Please, please, Gplease (Please)
D/F#Please (Please), Emplease (Please), Dplease
C(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, Gah)