IntroE....B....B/Bb....
I break the iEce
So they don't see mBy sizeB/Bb
And I have to be niEce
Or I'll be the nBext punch lB/BbineVerse 2IE'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who Bonly exists to cB/Bbontinue the story
The gEirl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wBait for my cue to be cB/Bbomedic relief
ChorusC
Ean't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If
BI don't answer now, are they st
B/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they ke
Bep me around, so their f
B/Bblaws just seem silly?
RefrainLife of the F
Eat, Funny, Friend
Life of the F
Bat, Funny, F
B/Bbriend
Verse 3I say I'm ok
Eay
'cause they wouldn't ca
Bre any
B/Bbway
And I could try to expl
Eain my efforts in v
Bain
They can't rel
B/Bbate
Ohh
Verse 4I've dra
Ewn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
If th
Bat's what it took for me to l
B/Bbook in the mirror
I've d
Eone every diet to make me look thinner
So
Bwhy do I still feel so **
B/Bb***** inferior?
ChorusC
Ean't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If
BI don't answer now, are they st
B/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they ke
Bep me around, so their f
B/Bblaws just seem silly?
RefrainLife of the F
Eat, Funny, Friend
Life of the F
Bat, Funny, F
B/Bbriend
Verse 5It's f
G#munny when I think a guy likes me
And it's f
Bunny when I'm the one who s
B/Bbays, "let's go to eat"
It's ******* f
Eunny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
Dr
Besses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
ChorusC
Ean't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If
BI don't answer now, are they st
B/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they ke
Bep me around, so their f
B/Bblaws just seem silly?
RefrainLife of the F
Eat, Funny, Friend
Life of the F
Bat, Funny, F
B/Bbriend
Life of the F
Eat, Funny, Friend
Life of the F
Bat, Funny, F
B/Bbriend
OutroI've dr
Eawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scis
Bsors...