Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend Chords

IntroE....B....B/Bb....
I break the iEce
So they don't see mBy sizeB/Bb
And I have to be niEce
Or I'll be the nBext punch lB/BbineVerse 2IE'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who Bonly exists to cB/Bbontinue the story
The gEirl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wBait for my cue to be cB/Bbomedic reliefChorusCEan't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If BI don't answer now, are they stB/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keBep me around, so their fB/Bblaws just seem silly?RefrainLife of the FEat, Funny, Friend
Life of the FBat, Funny, FB/BbriendVerse 3I say I'm okEay
'cause they wouldn't caBre anyB/Bbway
And I could try to explEain my efforts in vBain
They can't relB/Bbate
OhhVerse 4I've draEwn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
If thBat's what it took for me to lB/Bbook in the mirror
I've dEone every diet to make me look thinner
So Bwhy do I still feel so **B/Bb***** inferior?ChorusCEan't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If BI don't answer now, are they stB/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keBep me around, so their fB/Bblaws just seem silly?RefrainLife of the FEat, Funny, Friend
Life of the FBat, Funny, FB/BbriendVerse 5It's fG#munny when I think a guy likes me
And it's fBunny when I'm the one who sB/Bbays, "let's go to eat"
It's ******* fEunny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
DrBesses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my bodyChorusCEan't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If BI don't answer now, are they stB/Bbill gonna need me?
ECan't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keBep me around, so their fB/Bblaws just seem silly?RefrainLife of the FEat, Funny, Friend
Life of the FBat, Funny, FB/Bbriend
Life of the FEat, Funny, Friend
Life of the FBat, Funny, FB/BbriendOutroI've drEawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scisBsors...