IntroPAUSE(drum fill)DE.DE.Verse 1DYou know I'm impatientSo why would yoEu leave me waiting outside the station?When it was like minus 4 degrees and DII get what you're sayingI jusEt really don't want to hear it right nowCan you shut up for like once in your liDfe?Listen to meI took your nice words of advice EaboutHow you think I'm gonna dieLucky if I turned 33Okay, so yeah, I sDmoke like a chimneyI'm not skinny and I pull a BritneyEvery other wEeekBut cut me some slackWho do you want me to Dbe?Chorus'Cause I'm too messyAnd then I'm too ******* cEleanYou told me, "Get a job"And you ask where the hell I've bDeenAnd I'm too perfect'Til I open my big mEouthI want to be meIs that not allDowed?And I'm too cleverAnd then I'm too ******* duEmbYou hate it when I cryUnless it's that time of the moDnthAnd I'm too perfect'Til I show you that I'm nEotA thousand people I could be for youAnd you hate the ******* lDotYou hate the ******* lEotYou hate the ******* lDotHey, heEyVerse 2DIt's taking you agesYou still don't get theE hintI'm not asking for pagesBut one text or two would be niceAnDd please, don't pull those facesWhen I've beeEn out working my arse off all dayIt's just one bottle of wine or twDoBut hey, you can't even talkYou smoke weed just to help you sEleepThen why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clockAnd then you come home to mDeAnd don't say hello'Cause I got hiEgh againAnd forgot to fold my clotheDsChorus'Cause I'm too messyAnd then I'm too ******* cEleanYou told me, "Get a job"And you ask where the hell I've bDeenAnd I'm too perfect'Til I open my big mEouthI want to be meIs that not allDowed?And I'm too cleverAnd then I'm too ******* duEmbYou hate it when I cryUnless it's that time of the moDnthAnd I'm too perfect'Til I show you that I'm nEotA thousand people I could be for youAnd you hate the ******* lDotYou hate the *****E** lotYou hate the ******D* lotE.InstrumentalDE.DE.ChorusD'Cause I'm too messyAnd then I'm too ******* cEleanYou told me, "Get a job"And you ask where the hell I've bDeenAnd I'm too perfect'Til I open my big mEouthI want to be meIs that not allDowed?And I'm too cleverAnd then I'm too ******* duEmbYou hate it when I cryUnless it's that time of the moDnthAnd I'm too perfect'Til I show you that I'm nEotA thousand people I could be for youAnd you hate the ******* lDotOutroYou hate the ******* lEotYou hate the ******* lDotYou hate the ******* lEotYou hate the ******* lDot
