NO CAPO G Real friends, how many of us!? D How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends! Em It's not many of us, we smile at each other C But how many honest? Trust issues G Switched up the number, I can't be bothered D I cannot blame you for havin' an angle Em I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing C Hope you're doin' your thing too G I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions
D F*ck the church up, I'm drinkin' at the communion Em Spillin' free wine, now my tux is ruined C In town for a day, what the f*** we doin'? G Who your real friends? We all came from the bottom D I'm always blamin' you, but what's sad, you're not the problem Em Damn I forgot to call her, s*** I thought it was Thursday C Why you wait a week to call my phone in the first place? G D When was the last time I remembered a birthday? Em C When was the last time I wasn't in a hurry? G Tell me you want your tickets when it's gametime D Even to call your daughter on her FaceTime Em Even when we was young I used to make time C Now we be way too busy just to make time Even for my...
G Real friends D I guess I get what I deserved on 'em Em Word in the streets is they ain't heard from him C I guess I get what I deserved on 'em Talked down on my name, throwed dirt on him G I couldn't tell you how old your daughter was D Couldn't tell you how old your son is Em I got my own Jr. on the way, dawg C Plus I already got one kid G Couldn't tell you much about the fam though D I just showed up for the yams though Em Maybe 15 minutes, took some pictures with your sister C Merry Christmas, then I'm finished, then it's back to business G You wanna ask some questions 'bout some real s***? D Like I ain't got enough pressure to deal with Em Please don't pressure me with that bill s*** C Cause everybody got 'em, that ain't children G Oh you've been nothin' but a friend to me D n***** thinkin' I'm crazy, you defendin' me Em It's funny I ain't spoke to n***** in centuries C To be honest, dawg I ain't feelin' your energy G D Money turn your kin into an enemy Em C n***** ain't real as they pretend to be G Lookin' for all my real friends
D How many of us? How many of us are real friends Em To real friends, to the real end C 'Til the wheels fall off, 'til the wheels don't spin G To 3 A.M., callin' D How many real friends? Em Just to ask you a question C Just to see how you was feelin' G How many? D For the last you was frontin' Em I hate when a n**** text you like, "what's up, fam, oh you good?" C You say, "I'm good" then great, next day they ask you for somethin' G How many? D What's best for your family, immediate or extended Em Any argument, the media'll extend it C I had a cousin that stole my laptop that I was f*****' b****** on G D Paid that n**** 250 thousand just to get it from him Em Real friends C Huh? G Real friends D I guess I get what I deserved on 'em Em Word in the streets is they ain't heard from him C I guess I get what I deserved on 'em Talked down on my name, throwed dirt on him