IntroCF VerseCPlastic roses in pretty glass vases FThey never die, they never die 'Cause they were never alive CHanded to me by a heart with two faces FThey got to hide, they got to hide 'Cause they're ugly insidePre-ChorusAmShould've seen itF, you didn't mean it CYou promised something you Gdidn't have to offG#dimerAm Should've known it,F should've noticedC You wanted something you dGidn't have to waterChorusCSo death to fake Fflowers, burn 'em all Amdown You have to use fGire 'cause the fake ones won't dCrown I hope nothing but Fsuffering and heartache is Amfound By all the fake Glovers and liars in CtownF Liars in AmtownGC VerseCThere's evil people with the prettiest of smiles FThey bleed you dry, they bleed you dry 'Til you're hollow inside CWin you over like candy to a child FThey feed you lies, feed you lies Take the life from your eyes FOh, they gotta dCie ChorusDeath to fake Fflowers, burn 'em all Amdown You have to use fiGre 'cause the fake ones won't dCrown I hope nothing but Fsuffering and heartache is Amfound By all the fake lGovers and liars in tCownChorusDeath to fake fFlowers, burn 'em all Amdown 'Til there's nothing but Gashes of plastic arCound Let's dig a Fhole six feet in the gAmround For all the fake Glovers and liars in tCownF Liars in AmtownGCF Oh burn 'em all AmdownG BridgeAmI should've seen it,F you didn't mean it CYou promised something you Gdidn't have to offG#dimer AmShould've known itF, I should've noticedC You wanted something you Gdidn't have to waterChorusCSo death to fake fFlowers, burn 'em all Amdown You have to use fGire 'cause the fake ones won't Cdrown I hope nothing but sFuffering and heartache is fAmound By all the fake Glovers and liars in tCownChorusDeath to fake Fflowers, bDmurn 'em all down 'Til there's nothing but ashes of plastic arCound Let's dig a Fhole six feet in the gAmround For all the fake Glovers and liars in toCwnF Liars in tAmownG Burn 'em all dCownOutroPlastic roses in pretty glass vasesF They never die, they never die 'Cause they were never aliCve
Most chords here are beginner-friendly, like C, F, Am, and G. Watch for F, which can be tricky for some, but try the easy F shape if barre chords are tough. G#dim is a rare one; just use a simple diminished shape or skip it if needed. Practice smooth transitions, especially between C, F, and G. Have fun with it!
Intro: C, F
Verse: C, F
Pre-Chorus: Am, F, C, G, G#dim
Chorus: C, F, Am, G, Dm
Bridge: Am, F, C, G, G#dim
Outro: F, C
Strumming Pattern: D D U D U D
Guitar Tuning: EADGBe
Ukulele Tuning: GCEA
Song Metadata
Cover Art:
Artist: Joe Jordan
Song: Death To Fake Flowers
Album: Death To Fake Flowers
Release Date: August 21, 2026
Time Signature: 4/4
Mode: Major Scale
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