Jade Eagleson – Whiskey Thinks I Am Chords

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IntroN.C.
I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The DaVinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they're not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I amInterludeD. . . . . . . .

Verse 1Woke uDp, rinsed off
And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at wAork
"Hello, boss, how are you?
Know I'm five minutes late, that old interstate
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenuDes"
He said, "SGon, no excuse"
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoDon
You're fired"RefrainSo hAere I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can't just be half the man
That the whiskey thinks I Dam Chorus'Cause I'm a Dgo-getter when my whistle is wetter
A geAnius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The DaVinDci of my time
I have aGll of the answers to every problem
As loDng as they're not mine
When AI become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I aDmVerse 2Hello, dDarlin', nice to see you
I stole that line from a Conway tune
But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to yAou
Please pour us a round
Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass
Feel free to add more when it gets lDow
Hey, I just loGst my job
But I still got one last paycheck left to uDse
On youRefrainSo hAere I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can't just be half the man
That the whiskey thinks I DamChorus'Cause I'm a Dgo-getter when my whistle is wetter
A geAnius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The DaVinDci of my time
I have aGll of the answers to every problem
As loDng as they're not mine
When AI become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I aDm, aw, tell 'em, BrentGuitar SoloG. . D. . A. . D. .
G. . D. . A. . D. .Chorus'Cause I'm a Dgo-getter when my whistle is wetter
A geAnius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The DaVinDci of my time
I have aGll of the answers to every problem
As loDng as they're not mine
When AI become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I aDmPost-ChorusWhen AI become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I aDmOutroDAw, yeah
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