Verse 1I Eswear I got a Dsign written Aon my head,
don’t Euse the stairs, Dgo ahead walk Aon me instead
EEvery man takes Dme for a Afool.D..
It's like I'm sEcreaming from the Dtop of my lungs “hey you “ChorusIf you Ewant somebody to Djudge, if you Awant somebody to Dblame,
If you Ewant somebody to Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you Ewant to emDploy, someAbody to Dtoy with
Really Ewhy would you wanna Dwait, I'm a great candidate
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Verse 2I
Eswear I got a
Dsign written
Aon my back,
That says
Etake all the money
Dthat you want
don’t
Aworry about
Dpaying me back.
EIf I take a
Dsecond to
Aclear my head,
EI come
Dback, you’ll be screwing her in our bed
ChorusIf you
Ewant somebody to
Djudge, if you
Awant somebody to
Cblame,
If you
Ewant somebody to
Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you
Ewant to em
Dploy, some
Abody to
Dtoy with
Really
Ewhy would you wanna
Dwait, I'm a great candidate
BridgeBmGive me your attention for a
Eminute
I
Bmknow you think you can get what you
Ewant
But
BmI think I've finally reached my
Elimit
BmNow it is your turn to take the
Efall Fall fall
ChorusIf you
Ewant somebody to
Djudge, if you
Awant somebody to
Dblame,
If you
Ewant somebody to
Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you
Ewant to em
Dploy, some
Abody to
Dtoy
Cwith
Really
Ewhy would you wanna
Dwait, I'm a great candidate.
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Im a
Dgreat candi
Edate.
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Im a
Dgreat candi
Edate.
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