Verse 1I Eswear I got a Dsign written Aon my head,
don’t Euse the stairs, Dgo ahead walk Aon me instead
EEvery man takes Dme for a Afool.D
It's like I'm sEcreaming from the Dtop of my lungs “hey you “ChorusIf you Ewant somebody to Djudge, if you Awant somebody to Dblame,
If you Ewant somebody to Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you Ewant to emDploy, someAbody to Dtoy with
Really Ewhy would you wanna Dwait, I'm a great candidateInstrumentalEGBmD
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Verse 2I Eswear I got a Dsign written Aon my back,
That says Etake all the money Dthat you want
don’t Aworry about Dpaying me back.
EIf I take a Dsecond to Aclear my head,
EI come Dback, you’ll be screwing her in our bedChorusIf you Ewant somebody to Djudge, if you Awant somebody to Cblame,
If you Ewant somebody to Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you Ewant to emDploy, someAbody to Dtoy with
Really Ewhy would you wanna Dwait, I'm a great candidateBridgeBmGive me your attention for a Eminute
I Bmknow you think you can get what you Ewant
But BmI think I've finally reached my Elimit
BmNow it is your turn to take the Efall Fall fallChorusIf you Ewant somebody to Djudge, if you Awant somebody to Dblame,
If you Ewant somebody to Dhate, I'm a great candidate
If you Ewant to emDploy, someAbody to Dtoy Cwith
Really Ewhy would you wanna Dwait, I'm a great candidate.EGBm
Im a Dgreat candiEdate.GBm
Im a Dgreat candiEdate.GBmD
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