Nice Things

IntroD......A.....D....VerseGDod came down to Earth
To enjoy what SGhe'd creDated
Took a fDishing trip to Georgia
To see what She could sAee
Cast oDut a holy line
Thought She'd hGooked a Dbig one
Reeled Din a oGil baDrrel
And said, "AOh my Dme!" ChorusThis is wDhy your whGole world is on fDire
This is wDhy you can't drink from your own sprAings
This is wDhy, this is wAhy, this is wDhy, F#mwhy, wGhy
This is wDhy y'all can't hAave nice thiDngsInterludeD.....G....D... VerseSo She wDalked back to the highway
Flagged down a passing stranger
An old man with a kind streak
Who offered Her a toAke
Just Das She was partakin'
The blue lights stGarted flaDshing
As they slDipped the hGandcuffs oDn Her
She thought thAis must be a jDokeChorusThis is wDhy y'all are aGll strung out to ChrDistmas
This is wDhy I left you all them sAeeds
This is wDhy, this is wAhy, this is wDhy, F#mwhy, wGhy
This is wDhy y'all can't haAve nice thDingsInstrumentalD.....G.....D...
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D....A....D....VerseSo She waDlked out of the jail
With a rap sheet and no money
Went lookin' for a coffee
And passed by an angry mAob
They were yDelling about people
Who should suffer pGain etDernal
She asDked one fGor a dDollar
And they said, "SAinner, get a jDob"ChorusThis is wDhy (This is why) I blGessed you with compDassion
This is wDhy (This is why) I gave you empatAhy
This is wDhy (This is why) I sGaid to love your neDighbor
This is wDhy (This is why) pills don't grow on trAees
This is wDhy (This is why) I gGave you all salvDation
This is wDhy (This is why) angels lose their wAings
This is wDhy, this is wAhy, this is wDhy, F#mwhy, wGhy
This is wDhy y'all can't haAve nice thDings.F#m......G.
Oh, this is wDhy y'all can't haAve nice thiDngs..D..