[Intro] Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7 Bm7 ......................... Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7 E .......................
[Verse 1] Dmaj7 Bm7 Well, I touched down en route to my connection Dmaj7 Bm7 A man in the gift shop called me a f** Dmaj7 Bm7 I feel like my tucked-up erection Dmaj7 E There's pressure all over my head Dmaj7 Bm7 And I know this is how I get paid Dmaj7 Bm7 But it's not really how I wanna get laid too Dmaj7 Bm7 Hundred forty when I last got weighed Dmaj7 E And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday
[Chorus] Bm7 They're playing your song on the radio station Dmaj7 E Mugging me off all across the nation Bm7 If you don't eat, then you'll never grow Dmaj7 E I should've learned that quite a while ago Bm7 I know it gets hard sometimes Dmaj7 E Making out with people that you don't like Bm7 I know you don't feel alright Dmaj7 E But you look just fine to me
[Verse 2] Dmaj7 Bm7 Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection Dmaj7 Bm7 With George spilling things all over his bag Dmaj7 Bm7 And I took s*** for being quiet during the election Dmaj7 E Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy Dmaj7 Bm7 I get stoned nowhere and get paid there Dmaj7 Bm7 It's not really how babies get made Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7 So, I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping E Oh, I'm just a busy guy
[Chorus] Bm7 They're playing your song on the radio station Dmaj7 E Mugging me off all across the nation Bm7 If you don't shoot, then you'll never know Dmaj7 E I should've learned that quite a while ago Bm7 I know it gets hard sometimes Dmaj7 E Taking out your s*** on the ones you like Bm7 You know, I didn't feel alright Dmaj7 E Until you spoke to me
[Bridge] F#m A Bm D E You, I've been waiting for you................... F#m A Bm D E My whole life, waiting for you................... F#m A Bm D E I've been waiting for you...................
Dmaj7 Bm7 Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for her protection Dmaj7 Bm7 And maybe I'll get some fun for the night
