Intro
Dmaj7........Bm7......Dmaj7........Bm7...
Dmaj7........Bm7......Dmaj7........E.
Verse 1
Well,Dmaj7 I touched down en Bm7route to my connection
Dmaj7 A man in the gift shop Bm7called me a f**
Dmaj7 I feel like my Bm7tucked-up erection
Dmaj7 There's pressure all Eover my head
Dmaj7 And I know this is Bm7how I get paid
Dmaj7 But it's not really how I Bm7wanna get laid too
Dmaj7 Hundred forty when I Bm7last got weighed
And I'm Dmaj7gonna lose more by ESaturday
ChorusThey're
Bm7playing your song on the radio station
Dmaj7Mugging me off all a
Ecross the nation
Bm7If you don't eat, then you'll never grow
I
Dmaj7should've learned that quite a
Ewhile ago
I
Bm7know it gets hard sometimes
Dmaj7Making out with people that yo
Eu don't like
I
Bm7know you don't feel alright
But
Dmaj7you look just fine to
Eme
Verse 2Well, I
Dmaj7pissed myself on the
Bm7Texan intersection
With
Dmaj7George spilling things all
Bm7over his bag
And I
Dmaj7took s*** for being quiet
Bm7during the election
Dmaj7Maybe that's fair, but I'm a
E busy guy
I
Dmaj7 get stoned no
Bm7where and get paid there
Dmaj7 It's not really how
Bm7babies get made
So,
Dmaj7 I take a minute when I
Bm7think I won't die from s
Dmaj7topping
Oh, I'm just a
E busy guy
ChorusThey're
Bm7playing your song on the radio station
Dmaj7Mugging me off all a
Ecross the nation
Bm7If you don't shoot, then you'll never know
I
Dmaj7should've learned that quite a
Ewhile ago
I
Bm7know it gets hard sometimes
Dmaj7Taking out your s*** on the
Eones you like
You
Bm7know, I didn't feel alright
Un
Dmaj7til you spoke to
Eme
BridgeYou, I've been waiting for yo
F#mu.....
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Bm.....
D....
E.
My whole life, waiting for yo
F#mu.....
A....
Bm.....
D....
E.
I've been waiting for yo
F#mu.....
A....
Bm.....
D....
E.
Well, I'm
Dmaj7gonna get a condom, but it's
Bm7for her protection
And
Dmaj7maybe I'll get some fun for the
Bm7night