ChorusI'm friends with the mAmonster that's Gunder my Fbed
Get along with the vAmoices inGside of my Fhead
You're trying to sAmave me, stop Gholding your Fbreath
And you think I'm cAmrazy, yeah, Gyou think I'm cFrazyVerse II wanted the Amfame, but not the cover of GNewsweek
Oh wellF, guess beggars can't be choosy
Wanted to reAmceive attention for my Gmusic
Wanted to be Fleft alone in public. Excuse me
For wanting my Amcake and eat it too, and Gwanting it both ways
Fame Fmade me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated
When I Amblew; see, but it was conGfusing
'Cause all I wanted to Fdo is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf
AAmbused ink, Gused it as a tool when I Fblew steam (ooh!)
Hit the lottery, oh wee
AmWith what I gave up to Gget was bittersweet
It was Flike winning a used me
Ironic 'cause I Amthink I'm getting so huge I need a Gshrink
I'm beginning to Flose sleep: one sheep, two sheep
Going cuckoo and Amcooky as Kool KeithG
But I'm actually weirder than Fyou think
'Cause I'm
ChorusI'm friends with the m
Amonster that's
Gunder my
Fbed
Get along with the v
Amoices in
Gside of my
Fhead
You're trying to s
Amave me, stop
Gholding your
Fbreath
And you think I'm c
Amrazy, yeah,
Gyou think I'm c
Frazy
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.
Verse IINo, I ain't much of a poet
Am but I know somebody
Gonce told me
To seize the mo
Fment and don't squander it
'Cause you never know when it
Amall could be over tomorrow
GSo I keep conjuring,
Fsometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
(
AmYeah, ponder it, do you
Gwant this?
It's no wonder you're
Flosing your mind, the way it wanders)
Yo-lo-lo-
Amle-i-hoo! (LOL)
I think you've been
Gwandering off down
Fyonder
And stumbled onto Jeff Van Vonderen
Am Cause I need an inter
Gventionist
To inter
Fvene between me and this monster
And save me from my
Amself and all this
Gconflict
'Cause the very thing that I
Flove's killing me and I can't conquer it
Am My OCD is
Gconking me in the head
FKeep knocking, nobody's home, I'm sleepwalking
Am I'm just relaying what the
Gvoice in my head's saying
Don't s
Fhoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the
ChorusI'm friends with the m
Amonster that's
Gunder my
Fbed
Get along with the v
Amoices in
Gside of my
Fhead
You're trying to s
Amave me, stop
Gholding your
Fbreath
And you think I'm c
Amrazy, yeah,
Gyou think I'm c
Frazy
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.
Verse IIICall me
Amcrazy, but I had this
Gvision
One day that
FI'd walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until
Amthen drums get killed
Gand I'm coming straight at
FMCs, blood get spilled and I
Take it back to the
Amdays that I get on a
GDre track
Give every
Fkid who got played that
Pumped up feeling and s*** to
Amsay back
To the
Gkids who played 'em
I ain't
Fhere to save the f****** children
But if one kid
Am out of a hundred m
Gillion
Who are going through a
Fstruggle feels and then relates that's so great
It's
Ampayback, Russell
GWilson falling way back
FIn the draft, turn nothing into something, st
Amill can make that
Straw
Ginto gold chump, I
Fwill spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Am Maybe I need a stra
Gight jacket, face
Ffacts
I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that
N.C.
It's nothing, I'm still friends with the
I'm friends with the m
Amonster that's
Gunder my
Fbed
Get along with the v
Amoices in
Gside of my
Fhead
You're trying to s
Amave me, stop
Gholding your
Fbreath
And you think I'm c
Amrazy, yeah,
Gyou think I'm c
Frazy
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.
Well, that's not fair
Am.....
G....
F.......
Am.....
G....
F.