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Verse 1If you got tAime to lean, then yF#mou got time to clEean" is what they tDold me
But thAey don't own me, tF#mhey just own the oEnly thing that's kDeeping me aliAve
They swear that's F#mnot a threat, 'cause EI could always sDtarve to death
I gAuess I'll pledge F#mallegiance to the Epaycheck.D.
Pre-ChorusSo I'll F#msign the dotted liAne, cross my ET's and dot my DI's
Say, "The cF#mustomer's always rAight," cross my hEeart, hope to Ddie
I'll turn my F#mfrown upside dAown, lock my kEnees till I pass Dout
Sold my F#msoul for the pAayroll, just don't Eask me why, 'causeChorusDI don't kAnow, I just F#mwork here, I supEpose
DI don't cAare, you can F#mburn it down as fEar as I'm concDerned
Call it F#mapathy, or mAaybe I'm just lEazy
I don't kDnow, but it's still F#mme, myself, and AI against the woErld
Me, myself, and DI against the worAldInterludeEF#mD.
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Verse 2MAaybe I'll win the lF#mottery, buy mEyself a lobDotomy
Scoop oAut my brains, and F#mmaybe then
I'll blEend right in with mDanagement
PrAetty, rich, or tF#malented, yEou need two to mDake it
I guess IA'll just pledge F#mallegiance to the pEaycheck.D.
Pre-ChorusSo I'll sF#mign the dotted lAine, cross my ET's and dot my DI's
Say, "The F#mcustomer's always rAight," cross my hEeart, hope to dDie
I'll turn my fF#mrown upside dAown, lock my knEees till I pass Dout
Sold my F#msoul for the paAyroll, just don't aEsk me why, 'causeChorusDI don't Aknow, I just F#mwork here, I sEuppose
DI don't cAare, you can F#mburn it down as fEar as I'm concDerned
Call it apAathy, or maEybe I'm just lF#mazy
I don't kDnow, but it's still Ame, myself, and EI against the wF#morld
Me, myself, and DI against the woArldInstrumentalEF#mD.
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BridgeThey'll say, "That's jAust the way the F#mreal world works
EvEerything's supDposed to hurt"
They iAdolize self-sF#macrifice and deEmonize self-wDorth
And all the wAhile, they'll just sit bF#mack and ask why nEo one wants to Dwork
And we'll all F#mhave a hardy laAugh
Roll our eEyes and catch our bDreath
And all togeF#mther with our chAest
Send it bEack and tell themChorusDI don't kAnow, I just wEork here, I sF#muppose
DI don't cAare, you can bEurn it down as F#mfar as I'm concDerned
Call it aApathy, or mEaybe I'm just F#mlazy
I don't knDow, but it's still Ame, myself, and EI against the wF#morld
Me, myself, and DI against the wAorld
So I'll sAign the dotted lEine, I'll cross my F#mT's and dot my DI's
Say, "The cAustomer's always rEight", cross my hF#meart, hope to dDie
I'll turn my fArown upside dEown, lock my kF#mnees till I pass oDut
Sold my sAoul for the paEyroll
Just don't F#mask me why, 'cause DI don't knAow
