IntroG....C....Em.....C.Verse 1G..Remember when you brCoke up with your ******* eEmx?
God, I'm glad you've fCinally gotten over tGhem
Only took abCout a hundred million tEmexts
God, I swear that *C**** was such a narcissGist
Pre-ChorusEverybody kn
Cows I love you
Emso
So, so, so mu
Cch
G..'Cause every time they a
Csk, I always t
Emell
Tell, tell, tell th
Cem
ChorusThat's my ******* b
Gest friend, that's my ******* ri
Cght hand
That's my ******* th
Emrow up in the bathroom, but still lo
Cve them
That's my ******* b
Gest friend, best fri
Cend
That's my ******* b
Emest friend, best fri
Cend
That's my ******* l
Gifeline, that's my ride or d
Cie like
That's my ******* h
Emate you, but you know that that's a *
C*** lie
Baby, you're my be
Gst friend, best fr
Ciend
Baby, you're my b
Emest friend, best fri
Cend
Baby, you're my—
Post-ChorusG(Ooo
Cooop
Emppooo
Coh)
baby, you're my—
Verse 2G..Made a promise t
Chat I'm gonna marry
Emyou
If we're both still si
Cngle by, like, thirty-t
Gwo
And that **** is go
Cnna end up being t
Emrue
'Cause I hate, like, ev
Ceryone except for y
Gou
Who else is gonna grocery s
Chop with me at 2 A.M.?
Em..Who else will take that picture f
Cor you just to get revenge?
Y
Gou're just as psycho as me, ju
Cst as sick inside the head
EmSo when they ask, I've always sa
Cid
ChorusThat's my ******* b
Gest friend, that's my ******* ri
Cght hand
That's my ******* th
Emrow up in the bathroom, but still lo
Cve them
That's my ******* b
Gest friend, best fri
Cend
That's my ******* b
Emest friend, best fri
Cend
That's my ******* l
Gifeline, that's my ride or d
Cie like
That's my ******* h
Emate you, but you know that that's a *
C*** lie
Baby, you're my be
Gst friend, best fr
Ciend
Baby, you're my b
Emest friend, best fri
Cend
Baby, you're my—
Post-Chorus(
GOooo
Coooo
Emooooo
Coh)
Baby, you're my—
Outro(
GOooo
Coooo
Emooooo
Coh)
Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
What? Who? Are you kidding?
(
GOooo
Coooo
Emooooo
Coh)
Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond
Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my
C—)
Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes