Best Friend

IntroG....C....Em.....C.Verse 1G..Remember when you brCoke up with your ******* eEmx?
God, I'm glad you've fCinally gotten over tGhem
Only took abCout a hundred million tEmexts
God, I swear that *C**** was such a narcissGist Pre-ChorusEverybody knCows I love you Emso
So, so, so muCch
G..'Cause every time they aCsk, I always tEmell
Tell, tell, tell thCemChorusThat's my ******* bGest friend, that's my ******* riCght hand
That's my ******* thEmrow up in the bathroom, but still loCve them
That's my ******* bGest friend, best friCend
That's my ******* bEmest friend, best friCend
That's my ******* lGifeline, that's my ride or dCie like
That's my ******* hEmate you, but you know that that's a *C*** lie
Baby, you're my beGst friend, best frCiend
Baby, you're my bEmest friend, best friCend
Baby, you're my— Post-ChorusG(OooCooopEmppoooCoh)
baby, you're my—Verse 2G..Made a promise tChat I'm gonna marry Emyou
If we're both still siCngle by, like, thirty-tGwo
And that **** is goCnna end up being tEmrue
'Cause I hate, like, evCeryone except for yGou
Who else is gonna grocery sChop with me at 2 A.M.?
Em..Who else will take that picture fCor you just to get revenge?
YGou're just as psycho as me, juCst as sick inside the head
EmSo when they ask, I've always saCidChorusThat's my ******* bGest friend, that's my ******* riCght hand
That's my ******* thEmrow up in the bathroom, but still loCve them
That's my ******* bGest friend, best friCend
That's my ******* bEmest friend, best friCend
That's my ******* lGifeline, that's my ride or dCie like
That's my ******* hEmate you, but you know that that's a *C*** lie
Baby, you're my beGst friend, best frCiend
Baby, you're my bEmest friend, best friCend
Baby, you're my—Post-Chorus(GOoooCooooEmoooooCoh)
Baby, you're my—Outro(GOoooCooooEmoooooCoh)
Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
What? Who? Are you kidding?
(GOoooCooooEmoooooCoh)
Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond
Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're myC—)
Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes