[Intro]
G C Em C
..............
[Verse 1]
G C Em
..Remember when you broke up with your ******* ex?
C G
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
C Em
Only took about a hundred million texts
C G
God, I swear that ***** was such a narcissist
[Pre-Chorus]
C Em
Everybody knows I love you so
C
So, so, so much
G C Em
..'Cause every time they ask, I always tell
C
Tell, tell, tell them
[Chorus]
G C
That's my ******* best friend, that's my ******* right hand
Em C
That's my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
G C
That's my ******* best friend, best friend
Em C
That's my ******* best friend, best friend
G C
That's my ******* lifeline, that's my ride or die like
Em C
That's my ******* hate you, but you know that that's a **** lie
G C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Em C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—
[Post-Chorus]
G C Em C
(Oooooopppooooh)
baby, you're my—
[Verse 2]
G C Em
..Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
C G
If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two
C Em
And that **** is gonna end up being true
C G
'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you
C
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.?
Em C
..Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
G C
You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
Em C
So when they ask, I've always said
[Chorus]
G C
That's my ******* best friend, that's my ******* right hand
Em C
That's my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
G C
That's my ******* best friend, best friend
Em C
That's my ******* best friend, best friend
G C
That's my ******* lifeline, that's my ride or die like
Em C
That's my ******* hate you, but you know that that's a **** lie
G C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Em C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—
[Post-Chorus]
G C Em C
(Ooooooooooooooh)
Baby, you're my—
[Outro]
G C Em C
(Ooooooooooooooh)
Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
What? Who? Are you kidding?
G C Em C
(Ooooooooooooooh)
Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond
C
Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my—)
Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes
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