[Intro] G C Em C .............. [Verse 1] G C Em ..Remember when you broke up with your ******* ex? C G God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them C Em Only took about a hundred million texts C G God, I swear that ***** was such a narcissist [Pre-Chorus] C Em Everybody knows I love you so C So, so, so much G C Em ..'Cause every time they ask, I always tell
C Tell, tell, tell them [Chorus] G C That's my ******* best friend, that's my ******* right hand Em C That's my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them G C That's my ******* best friend, best friend Em C That's my ******* best friend, best friend G C That's my ******* lifeline, that's my ride or die like Em C That's my ******* hate you, but you know that that's a **** lie G C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Em C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my— [Post-Chorus] G C Em C (Oooooopppooooh) baby, you're my— [Verse 2]
G C Em ..Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you C G If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two C Em And that **** is gonna end up being true C G 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you C Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.? Em C ..Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? G C You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head Em C So when they ask, I've always said [Chorus] G C That's my ******* best friend, that's my ******* right hand Em C That's my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them G C That's my ******* best friend, best friend Em C That's my ******* best friend, best friend G C That's my ******* lifeline, that's my ride or die like Em C That's my ******* hate you, but you know that that's a **** lie G C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Em C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my— [Post-Chorus] G C Em C (Ooooooooooooooh) Baby, you're my— [Outro] G C Em C (Ooooooooooooooh) Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding What? Who? Are you kidding?
G C Em C (Ooooooooooooooh) Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond C Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my—) Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes