ChorusIf I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why does eF#mverything fun put a gEun to my head?
If it thrDills me it'll kill me
Put me sAix feet deep
If the apEple's so bad why's it taste so sweet?Verse 1I went **A***** to Cola
StBmraight to bottled water
I went diDesel to electric but the glow is getting hotter
I can't eAven watch **** 'cause it's Bmbad for my wrist
And if liDquor's so evil why's it stoppin' the twitch
I went dAairy to almonds
StrBmaight to being vegan
'Cause they tDold me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
I can't eAven shop at Walmart 'cause they're cBmalling 'em crooks
And I would lDove to read about it but their baEnning the booksChorusIf I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why does F#meverything fun put a gEun to my head?
If it thrDills me it'll kill me
Put me sAix feet deep
If the aEpple's so bad why's it taste so sweet?
If I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why do F#mall the best drugs leave me sEhaking in bed?
If it thDrills me it'll kill me
Put me sAix feet deep
If the aEpple's so bad why's it taste so swDeet?
Oh.AE.
Taste so swDeet.AE.
Verse 2Went from sAtripper to girlfriend
StrBmaight to being single
Now my mDama's disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
ViAdeo games are kBmilling me brain cells
ADll the fun jobs don't even pay well, *A*** (Well ****)
OBmkay (Okay)
The inDternet says we're *E***** anywayChorusIf I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why does eF#mverything fun put a gEun to my head?
If it thDrills me it'll kill me
Put me sAix feet deep
If the aEpple's so bad why's it taste so sweet?
If I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why do F#mall the best drugs leave me shEaking in bed?
If it thrDills me it'll kill me
Put me Asix feet deep
If the apEple's so bad why's it taste so swDeet?
Oh.AE.
Taste so sDweet.AE.
OutroIf I lDike it I'm in trouble
If I lAove it I'm dead
Why do F#mall the best drugs keep on kEilling my friends?
If it thrDills me it'll kill me
Put me Asix feet deep
If the aEpple's so bad why's it taste so sweet?
