Bo Burnham – Microwave Popcorn Chords

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IntroEm Could you turn my headphones? BmTurn up my, or
I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna tAmurn up my own headphones
For myself, tBmhank you, you're welcomeChorusTryna make microwave Empopcorn in a Bmmicrowave
I am Amon that wave, I am on that wBmave
Tryna make microwave pEmopcorn

Verse 1I take the packet out the plastic (Takin' out the pBmlastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the back of the Ampackage (Ooh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage (You a sBmavage)
So let's get crackin' (Tryna make microwave, aEmyy)
I put the packet on the glass (What glBmass?)
The little glass dish in the microwaveAm (Got it)
I close the door (Which door?)
Bm The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you?
You fEmollow all the rules when you're a studious guy (Step Bmone)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for Amone and a half minutes to two and a half minutes Bm(Mm, kind of a wide range)ChorusTryna make microwave Empopcorn (Bippity bippity bop) in a mBmicrowave (Brrt)
I am Amon that wave, I am on that Bmwave
Tryna make microwave pEmopcorn Verse 2The popcorn's done (Thank BmGod)
I open up the door, I take it ouAmt
Ah, *******, that's hot, super Bmhot
Makes sense (I burnt my fingEmies)
I open up the packet (The pBmacket)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black, **** (NAmo)
I burned it (No), I burned it (For rBmeal?)
Yes, for real-- Do you think you're helping by saying Emall this? (Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' Bmpopcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (*****, I be hAmot)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
BmHow'd I miss this button? There's a button and the button saysChorusEm"Popcorn" (Oh, no)
On the Bmmicrowave (There was a button that said popcorn?)
I amAm on that wave, I am on that wBmave (I shoulda hit that button)
Tryna make mEmicrowave popcorn (Tryna make microwave) (Jiffy Pop)
In a Bmmicrowave (Guys, stop) (Micro, wave) (Agh, got a kernel in my throat)
I am Amon that wave, I am on that Bmwave (Everyone's talking at the same time; can everyone just shut— Shut— Shut up!)
(Christmas ornaments) (Movie theater butter)
Tryna make microwave popcorn