Bo Burnham – Five Years Chords

Dm     
Em     
Am     

IntroHey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one
And, um, I wrote a song for you.Dm.....Em..
So I'm just leaving you tAmhis voicemail because, um, I Dmwant the song Emto beAmgin with this voicemail
Like, I want the voicemail to pDmlay at the beginning of Emit
AmSo, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it Dmand then text it to Emme
AmUm, you might need to, like, download another Dmapp to dEmownload the?—
AmI don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phDmone, you might nEmeed to, like—
Just GAmoogle it, don't call me and ask Dmme
'Cause I know, I kEmnow what you're gonna do
You're gonna, you're gonna Amget this
And you're gonna think you just can't do it
And you're gonna cDmall me, but then IEm'm just gonna Google it
So, jAmust you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out
DmUm, so just, fEmigure it out and text me the voicemAmail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
DmLike, right when you get tEmhis
Thank you, Amum, I love you, byeVerse 1Dm..You're my bEmest friend, I lAmove you
Dm..You know Emme and I kAmnow you
Dm..We got pEmroblems that we've bAmeen through
Dm..We got *Em*** that we'll Amget through, uh
You think I'm rDmude to yEmou
You think I Amam the worst
Because I ask when you sDmuck my *Em***
You take out your InAmvisalign first
come on

ChorusDm..Five years, fEmive years
Still Amyou, still me, still here
Dm..Five years, fEmive years, baby
Am..Five years, five yearsVerse 2We order Chinese, I'm eating my dAmumplings
You reach over and you take my dDmumpling
You don't eEmven say, "Do you mind?" or nAmothing
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dDmumpling?
So I lEmook at you, Amyou look back at me, like, "What the **** did I do?"
DmIf you really wanted some dEmim sum then
AmYou really should've gotten some when we Dmput in the ordEmer
You say, "You're a psyAmcho and I-I don't wanna fight
DmSo, let's just drEmop this, it's not a big dAmeal"
"Okay, but for the recDmord
You owe Emme a dumplAming, I mean it, I won't forDmget..Em...
You oAmwe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent" ChorusDm..Five years, fEmive years
Still Amyou, still me, still here
Dm..Five years, fEmive years, baby
Am..Five years, five yearsVerse 3Dm..We found a spEmider in the house
Am..You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Dm..Since I was cEmlose and aAmble
I jumped up on the coffee table
DmYou said, "You should kEmill that"
AmI said, "Um, no, **** that"
DmYou said, "Come Emon, be a Amman"
What?
You're a tDmotal anti-sEmexist, a pAmatriarchy fighter
But your wDmhole worldview colEmlapses
The mAmoment there's a spider, cDmool
I get it, tEmhis is the real you
AmIt's a pleasure, nice to meet you
*Dm*** like this brings the mEmovement down
AmEveryone's a feminist until there is a spider aroundChorusDm..Five years, fEmive years
Still Amyou, still me, still here
Dm..Five years, fEmive years, baby
Am..Five years, five yearsOutroDm..How come every time I nEmeed to take a poo in the bAmathroom
You out of the blue need to use the bDmathroom?
Just use the gEmuest room bathrAmoom
That's why we got two bathroDmoms
Just use the gEmuest room bathrAmoom
That's why we got two bath rDmooms.Em....
And you kAmnow