IntroDm7CDm7C. Verse 1It's a Dm7fine mess (It's a fine mess) I got myself Cinto (What have you got yourself into?) I'm Dm7in a spin (He's in a spin) With nowhere to sCpin to (Where's he gonna spin to?)Pre-ChorusBut I Dm7know I should think before I open mCy mouth (Yeah, you should think before you talk) And I Dm7know that some things shouldn't be said oCut loud (So why'd you go and say it?)ChorusDm7I guess this argument's not the place for a Cjoke about divorce Dm7My intentions were just a playful thing To Cmake you laugh of course I'm nDm7either use nor ornament I must wait My affCections you ignore Dm7I guess this argument's not the place for a jCoke about divorceVerse 2My Dm7phone calls (Her phone's still ringing now) CYou curse (Tom, what the ****?) I said I'll write you Dm7some verse (Write you some verse) You said boy, you've Csome nerve! (You've got some nerve)Pre-ChorusBut Dm7I won't include verbiage I'm not sure aCbout (Who'd you think you are?) Or Dm7use a refrain just to stretch the straCin out (So why'd you go and say it?)ChorusDm7I guess this argument's not the place for a jCoke about divorce Dm7My intentions were just a playful thing To mCake you laugh of course I'm nDm7either use nor ornament I must wait My affCections you ignore Dm7I guess this argument's not the place for a jCoke about divorceBridgeDm7For a grown man I should know better CNow I'm staring outEm7 The front room window.Dm7 Haven't spoke for hoursC. Yeah, I regret itAm And while I find the words suppose I'll just sayChorusDm7I guess this argument's not the place for a jCoke about divorce Dm7My intentions were just a playful thing To Cmake you laugh of course I'm nDm7either use nor ornament I must wait My afCfections you ignore Dm7I guess this argument's not the place for a joCke about divorceDm7C. OutroDon't jDm7oke about it (Joke about it) Don't jCoke about it No, no, I said "No, no" Don't jDm7oke about it (Joke about it) No, no, no, no (Oh, oh, I made a joke about divorce) Don't jCoke about it (Joke about it) Don't joke about it Dm7No, no, no, no (Oh, oh, I made a joke about divorce) Don't joke about it (Joke about it) No, no, no, no Don't jCoke about it (Joke about it) No, no, no, no (Oh, oh, I made a joke about divorce) Don't Dm7joke about it (Joke about it) No, no, no, no Don't Dm7joke about it Oh, oh, I made a joke about divoAmrce
You’ll be glad to know that most chords here are easy open shapes, especially Dm7, C, and Am. Em7 is also simple and sounds great on acoustic. If you’re newer to guitar, focus on smooth transitions between Dm7 and C since they repeat a lot. No barre chords to worry about, so this one’s friendly for beginners. Have fun and let the groove flow!
Intro: Dm7, C
Verse: Dm7, C
Pre-Chorus: Dm7, C
Chorus: Dm7, C
Bridge: Dm7, C, Em7, Am
Outro: Dm7, C, Am
Strumming Pattern: D D D D D D D
Guitar Tuning: EADGBe
Ukulele Tuning: GCEA
Song Metadata
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Artist: Blossoms
Song: Joke About Divorce
Album: Joke About Divorce
Release Date: April 27, 2026
Time Signature: 4/4
Mode: Major Scale
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