Ashley McBryde – If These Dogs Could Talk Chords

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IntroG...VerseThere's a thGree-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle
On the driveway outside Patti's traDiler
He looks like he's sleepin' but he knows she's dealin'
And that she's been bonin' the neGighbor
There's a mGean little poodle we call cranky doodle
Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera BrDadley
And he'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
Cause doodle likes chewin' his pGanties

ChorusIf these dogs could tCalk
They'd sure tell on yGou
We're all lucky bDarkin' is all they can Gdo..G7..
They dig up your sCecrets, they know all your trDash
The tales they could teGll, the toD/F#ngues they could Emwag
God knows what they'd Amsay
Might ruin your dDay
If these dogs could talkVerseThere's a brGown one named Patience
She always waitin' for scraps outside of the diDner
Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
A hamburger steak always fiGnds her
He mGay be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
But everyone needs a best friDend
And she may be blind, but she sees him just fine
And don't care what they say about hGim ChorusIf these dogs could tCalk
They'd sure tell on yGou
We're all lucky bDarkin' is all they can Gdo..G7..
They dig up your sCecrets, they know all your trDash
The tales they could teGll, the toD/F#ngues they could Emwag
God knows what they'd Amsay
Might ruin your dDay
If these dogs could taGlkBridgeThey could snAmiff out the cheaters and poDint out the liars
*C*** on their lawns and *G*** on their tires
TAmhey can smell kindness so maDybe be kinder
And doCn't even think about kiDckin' oneInstrumentalC....G....D....G....G7..ChorusThey dig up your sCecrets, they know all your trDash
The tales they could teGll, the toD/F#ngues they could Emwag
God knows what they'd Amsay
Might ruin your dDay
If these dogs could taGlkOutroGod knows what they'd Amsay
Might make someone's dDay if these dogs could taGlk