Tangerine Kitty – Dumb Ways To Die Chords

C    
F    
C/B  
Em   
G    
Am   
Dm   
G7   

e|-------3---------3-|
B|-------1---------1-|
G|---------------2---|
D|-----2-----0h3-----|
A|-0h3---------------|
E|-------------------|

e|-------3---------3-|
B|-------1---------1-|
G|---------------2---|
D|-----2-----0h3-----|
A|-0h3---------------|
E|-------------------|

Verse ISet Cfire Fto your ChairF
Poke a Cstick at a Fgrizzly CbearF
Eat CmedicineFs that's Cout of Fdate
Use your Cprivate Fparts as Cpiranha FbaitChorusCDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em...
so mFany dumb Dmways to GdieG7
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Gways to Cdie

Verse IIGet your Ctoast out Fwith a Cfork.F.
Do your Cown elFectrical Cwork.F.
CTeach yourFself how to Cfly.F.
Eat a Ctwo week Fold unrCefrigerated FpieChorusCDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Dmways to GdieG7
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Gways to Cdie Verse IIIInvite Ca psycho-killFer insCide.F.
Scratch a Cdrug dealer's Fbrand new Cride.F.
Take your Chelmet Foff Cin outer Fspace
Use your Cclothes dryer Fas a Chiding FplaceChorusCDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Dmways to GdieG7
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Gways to CdieVerse IVKeep a CrattleFsnake as Ca petF
Sell Cboth your kidneys Fon the CinternetF
CEat a Ftube of CsupergFlue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"ChorusCDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em...
so mFany dumb Dmways to GdieG7
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Gways to CdieBridgeAmDress up lC/Bike a mCoose during hGunting sFeason.G.
AmDisturb a nC/Best of wCasps for nGo good rFeason
StGand on the edge of a trAmain station platform
DrCive around the boom gates at a leFvel crossing
RGun across the tracks between the pAmlatforms
ThFey may not rhyme but they're quGite possiblyChorusCDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Dmways to GdieG7
CDumb C/Bways to Amdie..Em..
so mFany dumb Gways to Cdie